We live in a weird time for several reasons. However, children taking over the world ranks pretty high on my list of what make these strange days. It’s like the Children of the Corn scared a generation of people so much they figured they better put kids on pedestals before they start attacking.
For example, I see parents routinely feeling guilty for spending money on themselves, yet they’ll drop a whole paycheck for a two year old’s birthday party the kid will never remember. Weird, eh?
You work hard and turning 40 is a special time of life. Hopefully, you’ve got some cash to spare and your youthful energy to enjoy it. Throw yourself a killer party and have a guilt free night of hedonism.
If your wife is turning 40, it’s time to trade her in. Seriously, I hope you got a pre-nup. I’m kidding! Sheesh, people are so sensitive.
Seriously, make your wife’s 40th a special one. You can’t do too much. Here are some things she’d love:
1. To be pampered
2. Get her things she would never get for herself but that she’d love.
3. Bath salts, fancy soaps, candles, incense, fancy sponges, expensive robe
4. Git certificates for facials, salon, spas
By the way, if you’re the 22 year old, hot wife and your husband is the one turning 40, you really better go all out. Here are some ideas to have a great 40th birthday party for your sugar daddy:
1. Hire a professional comedian to perform a roast. He’ll collect stories about the guest of honor from friends and relatives. Next, he’ll custom write jokes and lead others at the party in the roast.
2. Set up a casino night and give people chips to play with for free. At the end of the night, award prizes for the people with the most chips.
3. Fun guy stuff like a cigar box, fancy lighter, cuff links, good scotch
4. Live music or any other kind of entertainment.
I’ve heard of people hiring a comedian to dress up as the grim reaper to deliver jokes about getting old and dying.
Basically, you have to know your audience. Will the birthday person enjoy a night of laughter and mayhem or perhaps something more elegant like a jazz trio, strolling sleight of hand magic, and a wine tasting?
Know matter what, you only turn 40 once, go nuts!
Zach Waldman is a professional stand-up comedian and magician specializing in high end private parties for the rich and famous.
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